im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Let's paint friendship bongs
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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