I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it's like heaven, but drunker
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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