I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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