She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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