I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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