....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Drunk is a universal language darling
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
