I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
