im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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