If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just had sex bonerless
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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