so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You left your underwear on the fireplace
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
