I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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