this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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