I want to make a zoo with you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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