My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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