8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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