i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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