Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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