i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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