Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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