You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
