I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
false alarm, still single
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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