So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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