i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
