I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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