There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
