I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
a search helicopter?!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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