Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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