yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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