I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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