just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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