You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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