Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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