Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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