im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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