Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I faked an abortion last night.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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