Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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