Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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