Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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