the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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