it wasn't lemon gatorade
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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