i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I see more hoeing in ur future
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