If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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