Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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