So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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