I accidentally burped into my bong.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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