she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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