i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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