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(619): View more from California

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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(972): View more from Texas

i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.

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(909): View more from California

I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(718): View more from New York

We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people

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(586): View more from Michigan

Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.

(810): View more from Michigan

I hate you so hard.

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