imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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