I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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