i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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