I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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