Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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